Today, I discovered a new website called The Fanfic Maker fanficmaker.com/. Essentially, it will make bad fanfiction based on information you type in. I am not entirely a stranger to bad fanfiction as my story A Princess and a Bear can attest. However, this is fanfiction that a machine will spit out. Since I'm a big fan of both Gravity Falls and Steven Universe (neither of which have a preset on that website), I decided to put Dipper, Mabel, and Steven in a story together. What I plan to do is take the story that The Fanfic Maker spits out, put my own personal touch on it, and release it to you the public. However, for the sake of transparency, I will post the original story that The Fanfic Maker gave me. The four main settings are violence, ego, sex, and cliches. I set ego and sex to nil since I do not plan to be a part of this story and Dipper, Mabel, and Steven are just kids. The violence is low because while Steven is a trained warrior, he often looks for the diplomatic approach. Dipper and Mabel are somewhat formidable fighters, but they are Badass Normal at best. That leaves the cliches, which I set pretty high. So, without further ado, here's the original version of this story.
A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well
This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evil. This industructable heroes name: Steven Universe!!!"
Steven was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day! Steven danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening. Oh, how excited Steven was! Today, he would finally be married to Mabel Pines!
Of course for this day, Steven had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Dipper Pines cuz he's a bitch). Mabel Pines herself was also up early in the morning, doing her morning stretches and excercise so she'd look nice and buff in her dress. Steven was trying out his wedding suit in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Mabel Pines thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.
But of course, most importantly of all: Steven couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Steven had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Steven felt there had to be at least one thing Mabel should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Steven was to finally share that final bit with Mabel Pines!
The day was coming along nice. Steven received lots of compliments for his suit. Mabel looked fabulous in her dress. Her muscles looked nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Steven loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of her touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long. And those hands, Steven Universe looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Steven while he did so. Mabel's hands were so full with power. The way hse grabbed Steven's hands as they cut the cake. The way she held Steven's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Steven's chest.
There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Steven Universe and Mabel Pines. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.
Or so it should be. Because when Steven stood there at the altar about to give his word to Mabel. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!
And from the smoke arised no one else but Dipper Pines!
"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Dipper said. "I should be with Mabel!!"
~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
The man stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Security Gaurd came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and , who had been the priest, too!).
"I knew something was up," Dipper said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." He said as he walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this." He took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then he fired it at Steven.
Steven opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation. Dipper Pines laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Bill Cipher but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Bill Cipher and I defeated him and took her invitation.
Steven knew that Dipper could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Dipper turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Bill Cipher together. But Steven didn't know that Dipper could have defeated Bill Cipher...as long as he had enough motivation!
HAHAHAHAAHA, Dipper Pines laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The security gaurds took and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Mabel.
Dipper walked over to Mabel and took his hand. "Now, , wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Steven try to stop me....I will ressurrect Bill Cipher!"
Steven felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Steven thought. Give up the love of Steven's life or save the world from Bill Cipher. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Steven!
But long Steven didn't have to be in agony. Because Steven had a plan!
~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~
"Uuuurgh," Steven said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."
"What?!" said Dipper in utter disbelieve.
"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Mabel just to make you jealous."
And then, then Steven Universe thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.
"Because really, said Steven, I love you."
Dipper stood there baffled. All the mercenaryss looked at him unsure what to do now.
"Y... you mean that?" said Dipper Pines.
"Of course not!" said Mabel and in that unguarded moment she knocked Dipper unconscious.
"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Mabel Pines yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards. All the other guests laughed as well. As did Steven Universe.
And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Dipper Pines, the wedding continued.
And as Steven predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Mabel too had a secret, she whispered at Steven, taking off her dress and revealing that she had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Steven Universe thought and it became a really really nice night.
Although, deeply, somewhere... Steven felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Dipper. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Mabel was Steven's wife now. Although... maybe... when Dipper finally came free, Steven might be able to convince Mabel to explore more kinks with the both of them....
The end Okay, time for some post-story notes.
1. The story originally had the following statement at the end of the first paragraph. "(A/N Oh yeah, Steven Universe is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)" Since Steven is male and Mabel is female, it's safe to say that Steven isn't gay.
2. For the above reason, the generator seemed to mix up the genders of these characters. I did my best to fix this problem.
3. Fortunately, the accidental gender flip works surprisingly well with the characters. As Open Book demonstrated, Steven is the type of boy who would be interested in weddings. Mabel is also incredibly powerful as she has lifted Dipper and swung him around in joy (from The Time Traveler's Pig), held her and Dipper's weight in one hand while holding her grappling hook in the other hand (Gideon Rises), and has made a unicorn bleed by punching it (The Last Mabelcorn). So a muscular Mabel would make more sense than most people would think.
4. I actually kinda ship Pinecest. Dipper and Mabel spend so much time together anyway. It doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to suggest that their emotional connection will spread to their love life.
5. I don't binge watch anything. I like watching one or two episodes per day of a given show.
6. Honestly, the ship of Mabel X Steven doesn't sound that bad. After all, they do have similar personalities. Steven is pretty feminine for a male and Mabel enjoys adventure despite how girly and quirky she is. If it wasn't for Connie, I could support this ship wholesale (or perhaps wholesail to keep the pun going). As is, it would be a decent ship.
7. Steven X Dipper could also work if only because I imagine Dipper has some repressed incestual feelings and Steven would make a good substitute for Mabel.
Well, that was weird. I'm hoping to refine this story to a fine comedic edge. Until that day comes (if ever), be on the lookout for more radio scripts of mine.